Notes and Reflections on Books and Media
by Hannah Leitheiser
how to train your pegasus
'"bah." the dragon tossed snow bolt to the floor again. she made an exasperated noise. “of all the ponies in equestria, i had to get the one pegasus that can’t fly. and if there’s one thing i can’t stand, it’s the taste of white meat.” she huffed, and regarded snow bolt, who was sprawled out on the cave floor again. “alright then, little pot pie. i shall teach you to fly. then, when your flight muscles are strong enough, i will eat you.” the dragon nodded to herself, then walked away. she apparently did not require her meal's consent in the matter.' - how to train your pegasus
ah, i see what you did there. although i've never seen (read?) the original.