Notes and Reflections on Books and Media
by Hannah Leitheiser
Alice in Wonderland
" ‘And how many hours a day did you do lessons?’ said Alice, in a hurry to change the subject.
‘Ten hours the first day,’ said the Mock Turtle: ‘nine the next, and so on.’
‘What a curious plan!’ exclaimed Alice.
‘That’s the reason they’re called lessons,’ the Gryphon remarked: ‘because they lessen from day to day.’ "
Oh, boy. You don't have many friends, do you, Lewis Carol?
"Not really. I spend all my free time writing nonsense under a fake name. Hey, do you want to hear some more puns?"