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Notes and Reflections on Books and Media

by Hannah Leitheiser

Mock Turtle

Alice in Wonderland

Lewis Carol




" ‘And how many hours a day did you do lessons?’ said Alice, in a hurry to change the subject.

‘Ten hours the first day,’ said the Mock Turtle: ‘nine the next, and so on.’

‘What a curious plan!’ exclaimed Alice.

‘That’s the reason they’re called lessons,’ the Gryphon remarked: ‘because they lessen from day to day.’ "

Oh, boy. You don't have many friends, do you, Lewis Carol?

"Not really. I spend all my free time writing nonsense under a fake name. Hey, do you want to hear some more puns?"